hedonismonabudget:

I’m hungry and I’d really like to eat today, but I’m pretty sure if I try I’m gonna throw up.

Same

kweenkawaii:

I don’t understand scented tampons?!!
WHO IS SNIFFING TAMPONS?!?!???!!!!

Plus they make my girlie bits smell like a moldy sock.

malanimal:

I can’t be the only female that forgets to put her tampon in after the shower and doesn’t realize until hours later.

I start bleeding about 13 seconds after I get out of the shower… Heavily. So I don’t forget.

jeansdildo:

are you ever just scrolling through your dash and you’re all comfy and shit, then you see a post and just kind of chuckle but when you do you feel that horrible familiar warmth in your underwear and you just

graceful-manatee:

Oh dear god these cramps are killing me. I took two heavy duty pain pills and know my head is all swish woosh pyu puuu and I still have cramps.

Oh my fuck me too!

It’s your period…dam it!
My hypothetical tampon company slogan (via creativeone298)

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

My dad is saying the Brown shooting is a crock. I hate living with a racist.

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

dick-pig:

i cannot overstate the respect i have for the people who are risking their safety to document whats happening in ferguson its fucking heroic

civil-anarchy:

lordgrunty:

whitebeltwriter:

artemis-devotee:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

""but that book character has blue/grey/light eyes so obviously they’re white!!"" ://///

Yes, goddamnit(Reminder that light eyes and blonde hair can be caused by conditions, such as Waardenburg Syndrome and albinism, but they are still real people that can (and should) be represented in media and such)And also I can add that I have news for y’all, people can be black and naturally blondeAnd literally people from ANY KIND can be a redheadand have freackles and suchSo please, stop pretending only white people can have those characteristics, jfc, it’s sofucking annoying.

boom-de-yada

Boom de yada

Just to add on - While race is a very, very, very significant issue, race as we know it is a social construct. When you acknowledge that all people on earth have veeeery little genetic variation in the scope of things, it’s much easier to break oneself from the training of “only white people have this, only black people have that, only asian people have this trait, etc”

civil-anarchy:

lordgrunty:

whitebeltwriter:

artemis-devotee:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

""but that book character has blue/grey/light eyes so obviously they’re white!!"" ://///

Yes, goddamnit

















(Reminder that light eyes and blonde hair can be caused by conditions, such as Waardenburg Syndrome and albinism, but they are still real people that can (and should) be represented in media and such)

And also I can add that I have news for y’all, people can be black and naturally blonde







And literally people from ANY KIND can be a redheadand have freackles and such


















So please, stop pretending only white people can have those characteristics, jfc, it’s sofucking annoying.

boom-de-yada

Boom de yada

Just to add on - While race is a very, very, very significant issue, race as we know it is a social construct. When you acknowledge that all people on earth have veeeery little genetic variation in the scope of things, it’s much easier to break oneself from the training of “only white people have this, only black people have that, only asian people have this trait, etc”